GOSSIP. We can imagine many heartbroken tweens will be crying into their “High School Musical” duvets once they get word of the latest rumor circulating on the Internet, which claims that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are engaged.
Britain’s News of the World reports that nudie pic-posing Hudgens gushed to the paper, “We haven’t set a date, and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”
No, no, we don’t want that, Vanessa. We also don’t want to see you all over the tabloid covers once you marry, have kids, divorce, develop drug problems and get married again. Please, didn’t you two learn anything from Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson? Twenty is too young to get married, especially for the sake of the latest bad comedy — ahem, “Bandslam” — you’re headlining.